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LOL and I didn't answer all the questions that way, kthxbi

Congratulations! You are Katherine Howard.

Poor Katherine Howard. She was a horny young teenager and Henry was a fat old man with a crusty sore on his leg when he fell in love with her and made her his Queen.

He called her his "Rose Without Thorns", but poor little Katherine fell in love with the sexy rogue Thomas Culpepper and so she was beheaded. So as not to make a mess of things, she had the chopping block brought up to her room so she could practice on it.

The last laugh was Katherine's: standing at the scaffold, she said "I die a Queen but I would rather die the wife of Culpepper." which probably pissed off Henry really good.

Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
this quiz was made by Lori Fury

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Thomas Culpepper was a phenomenal alchemist. I'd have done him.

LOL nice icon. And comment. Go for the brainy ones, do you? ;^)

Yeah pretty much. I can't sleep with stupid even if he's fabulous looking.

Yeah, those alchemists got all the babes. ;)

Awww are you calling me a babe?

Always misplacing your underpants...what, can they like, READ your journal's MIND???? lol

I know, isn't it amazing?!

My history teacher my senior year of high school taught us a rhyme to help us remember the fates for Henry VIII's unfortunate wives. Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived. Henry the 8th was a seriously disturbed man and they say his stomach was roughly twice the size of a normal human's when he died... Random bit of information.