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May. 8th, 2006 06:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
What kind of disease are you? aprilstarchild: | ||
aprilstarchild is caused by monkeys. | aprilstarchild disease turns hair green, as well as causing hair to become home to various woodland animals. The only cure for aprilstarchild is to kill a chicken and wear its skin on your head. | |
I think I did this one before, and there was a different disease but it also involved killing chickens. Which, y'know, I'd prefer you didn't do. *LOL* Obviously.
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Date: 2006-05-08 07:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-09 03:14 pm (UTC)bitter_moss:
bitter_moss is caused by alien mind control rays.

The only known cure for bitter_moss is to pay for everything in pennies.
Lol. Well I don't mind the sounds of having woodland animals living in my green hair (though it depends which animals. And whether havee passionate monkey/sqirrel/koala sex there, or do their 'business' e.t.c :/.)