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April Fool | |
![]() | paints your car orange. |
![]() | TPs your cat. |
![]() | glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling. |
![]() | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
![]() | eggs your kidneys. |
![]() | smiles. All the time. |
![]() | sells your head on Ebay. |
![]() | buys you a Russian Bride. |
![]() | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
![]() | shaves your house. |
How the hell do you shave a house?
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Date: 2006-03-30 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 07:26 am (UTC)dude, if i told you all my secrets, you'd do your house-shaving yourself, and i'd be out of a job.
but honestly, i think it's easier to shave your house than to egg your kidneys. good luck, axiom. i'll see you at the stockade, if you know what i mean. because i don't. what am i talking about?
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Date: 2006-03-30 02:19 pm (UTC)I'll have to keep you in mind for my future house-shaving needs.
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Date: 2006-03-30 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 02:22 pm (UTC)Did you read Bagenders back in the day?
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Date: 2006-03-30 05:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-31 06:40 am (UTC)"Arwen! You fat bitch!"
Or how slutty Merry and Pippin were. *le sigh* Those were the days. *lol*
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Date: 2006-03-30 01:14 pm (UTC)