aprilstarchild | (no subject)

Stolen from

garden_pixie:

Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"
Response: Download the Internet here.

My hands were red and sore last night....I think I washed them too many times yesterday. I slathered on a thick layer of Dream Cream before falling asleep, which stung like hell, but it helped.

I got some nifty leftover hair stuff from

alicia_stardust for black hair that'll help keep it black, yay! Downside to deposit-only dye: every time I wash my hair, a little comes off. Especially since I use Lush's Big. I love that stuff, it smells so good.

And to clarify, my fall last night was really more of an embarrassing stumble than anything else.

A woman in Aurora is offering one free singing lesson to anyone in Aurora. Hell yeah I'm going to call her.

I never use up Lush fresh masks before they expire. I used more of the last one than I usually do, though, so it's not too bad. I like Cosmetic Catastrophe. They have one specifically for "aaah I'm breaking out! Fuck!" but it has eggs in it, booooo. The ingredients are almost all food except for the green clay, and I have a ton of that, so maybe I should make some myself. Heh. Then I could freeze the extra. I can see my parents now, "What's that!?!"

Much to do today. Must get moving.