aprilstarchild | Mildly amusing

How many members of your Zodiac sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries - Just one. You want to make something of it, buster?

Taurus - One, but just try to convince them that the burned out light bulb is useless and needs changing.

Gemini - Two, but the job never gets done. They just keep endlessly chatting with each other as to who is supposed to do it and how it should be done.

Cancer - Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process involved in actually throwing the light bulb away.

Leo - Are you crazy? Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo - Approximately 1.000000, with an error of +/ - one millionth.

Libra - Er, two, or maybe one. No, on second thoughts make that two. Is that ok with you?

Scorpio - I'll have you know that information is strictly secret and shared only with the enlightened ones in the star chamber of the ancient hierarchical order.

Sagittarius - Look! The sun is shining, we're young, and we've got our whole lives ahead of us; and here you are worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Capricorn - Frankly, I don't have time to waste on these childish jokes and pranks.

Aquarius - Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, the universe is constantly expanding, so............

Pisces - Light bulb? What lightbulb?

That reminds me: one of these days, I'm going to bring "Love On a Rotten Day" to a party. It's just too dang funny. It's also completely unflattering. I'll never forget one line: "Supposedly hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but a Scorpio woman scorned is Lady Macbeth on crack." It's got Moon, Venus, and Mars information as well, so it gives a pretty full picture. Even if it's not a very pretty one.

Hahaha you can read the first couple pages for Aries on the amazon.com page.