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[aprilstarchild]

Quote of the day, from my dad, who is quoting a song:

"I'd rather have a frog in my throat, than a porcupine stuck to my face."

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Here's another one, that I hear from my father, too.

[attackdesire.livejournal.com]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Re: Here's another one, that I hear from my father, too.

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

I thought of that one when posting this one.

It's actually part of a song:

Don't pet the dog
He might confuse it with romance
Don't pet the dog
He'll be asking your left leg to dance...

Dr. Demento, anyone?