Another Soulless Atheist

oh word. somehow i ended up with sex god draco... (oh how i wish this were not referencing an online quiz.) i liked how every option on that quiz ended in an exclamation point - that's enthusiasm!

my hottest draco of all time is actually cannon: StompingOnHarry'sPetrifiedNose!Draco. holy fuck dude.

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That bit always makes me wince...ow ow ow ow ow! I've conked my nose before but never broken it, and still, that fucking hurts.

Am currently reading slash. You need to get an account on restrictedsection.org, and then you need to read epicyclical's stories. There's two fantastic H/D's and one Draco/Ginny. Yes, it's completeley out of character, but who the fuck cares? The D/G story is relatively non-graphic (but very very good, especially if you remember anything from the second book), but her two h/d stories are....well. *fans self* That author has a Draco fetish anyway, under a different pen name she's written three Draco-centric novel-length stories, that damn never everyone in the fandom has at least heard of. They're not slashy except perhaps in subtext. Also, nobody has any middle feelings about them--some love them, some hate them. Personally, I liked the first but got bored with the second. They're not on this site, I think she wrote them under the name Cassie Claire. Oddly enough, she also wrote The Very Secret Diaries, which every freaking Lord of the Rings fan has read and quotes endlessly. It's so entertaining to me, because she doesn't consider herself part of the LOTR fandom, and she's the most well-known LOTR fanfic author!

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shame you two perverts won't be able to meet at the party. Would have been one of the more amusing parts of the evening.

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Especially once I've been drinking, as I've proven capable of talking endlessly about slash when drunk.

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what party is zis? i'm into parties! and i'm REALLY into getting drunk and talking too loud about wizards doin' it to each other!!!

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the one on the 19th, silly.

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Matt's party is on the nineteenth. Unfortunately, I'll be knocked out on my ass, I get my wisdom teeth (all four) pulled that day.

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yeah dude, "draco sinister, veritas, etc" were totally the first fanfics i read. and of course i love the verreh sekrit diaries! and the D/H that's all angsty and war-torn hogwarts... i haven't checked in with epicyclical lately, i got kinda put off by the hordes of fangirls she had. there are some serious rockstars in the slash world.

my favorite novel-length fic is "underwater light" by maya/mistful. her draco is fantaaaastic. i've gotta read the last few chapters tho. oh oh have you read ivy blossom's stuff? "origins" and all...

do you love switchknife? her recs are fantastic, and her writings are too, but honestly, snape raping harry in angsty ways doesn't hold my attention for long, and i'm not really that into the daddy stuff the way she is... i like snape/hermione tho. (oooh sagcat will flip!)

we need to trade links. oh, man, what about the one where harry's scared to sleep alone so he and d take naps together all the time, and there's some quidditch and some humpin? ha ha, this is such a pointless description. soon i will find some links! and you need to send me some. yessss!

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i like snape/hermione tho. (oooh sagcat will flip!)

You people are fucking sick. I'm half revolted by the lot of you and half amused.

I mean, people getting off by tales of an evil, snivilly, adult death eater raping our school age heroine? If men were involved in creating and reading that shit, they'd all be thrown in jail. And no one would defend them for a second.

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bro, i'm not talking about snape raping hermione, because that's not that hot. i'm talking about those two hookin' up of their own free wills! they're smart! they're hot! they hate each other! opportunities for fightsex only rivalled by D/H and D/R. what about when hermione grows up and returns to hogwarts to teach and they start doing it in the teacher's lounge?

anyway, hermione is my marysue, and snape is hot as hell, so there you have it.

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okay - when they're grown up... and Hermione has decided she wants to have sex with a death eater, in the teacher's lounge where Snape no longer teaches...

Well, if you want to twist things that far, I guess you can do whatever.

Snape is not hot - he's a prick. And WTF is a "marysue?"

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a-ha-ha-haaaaa!

mary sue is my favorite phenomenon of all fanfiction (aside, of course, from the HOT SEX that my favorite characters get to have): it's when an author is clearly writing a character as themselves - in hp fanfic, girls usually write hermione or ginny as themselves, and jk rowling is totally marysueing it up with both of those girls, btw. or they create an original character, and those are the VERY BEST marysues there are. usually they have "creatively" spelled names or eyes that change color or unicorn powers or some mystical allure that draco malfoy cannot resist. godawful plots, pure cheese, girly desires... mary sue are thrilling... i want to write some serious work of lit crit about the mary sue. it's a concept that i had needed a word for - like, who's your marysue of firefly? (except that question has too many goddamn answers).

anyway. http://piratemonkeysinc.com/ms1.htm

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Mary Sue fanfic in the LOTR fandom is just awful. I dont' go anywhere near the stuff. Ever. It's almost all written by 13yrolds, and it's almost all about beautiful elvish women who end up becoming part of the fellowship and having Legolas fall madly in love with them.

*barf*

As for me, I far prefer hobbitslash in that fandom. Oh Yes. Merry/Pippin, Frodo/Sam, Frodo/Merry (just because Elijah and Dominic are Teh Hot), Frodo/Sam/Rosie (halfway canon and dead sexy, but then I like it both ways anyway).

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hahahahahaaaaa - i wish i had written fanfic about legolas when i was 13. that is RAD. but you're right, hobbitslash is obviously the way to go. i mean, how do you add another character to the fucking fellowship?? you just don't. as i was reading the trilogy recently, i started folding over every page that had something particularly gay on it, but it started to be every fucking page so i just had to get over it, accept that it's a work of total queerness, and move on. but dude, merry is always described as gay/queer. oh dommeh!!!

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I'm personaly of the opinion that Tolkien didn't mean for anyone to be gay. He was Catholic, and the book was written a while ago. Affection between men can be non-gay, y'know?

Some of the stuff gives modern people the giggles, but Tolkien didn't write his hobbits to be flaming queers or anything.

Doesn't mean I don't like reading about it. In incredibly graphic detail. *lol*

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yes, yes, of course. i just love the Cult of Men and all the love between these fellows... so good. what if tolkien HAD written the hobbits to be flaming queers?

and i guess i have to admit that i'm the only snape fangirl of the bunch here, eh?

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I don't think he's necessarily Evil, but I don't want to read about him having nekkid time with anyone.

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btw, that cartoon cracked me up.

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ps OMG PRICKS ARE HOT!!!!1

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Aren't they?!? Hence the appeal of any fanfic with Draco in it. I don't find Snape attractive at all, unfortunately. Plus, teacher/student stuff just squicks me out right off the bat.

ruby_wings likes Draco/Ginny stories. You wanna talk about unlikely....

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I just can't shut up, especially when I should be doing something else.

I look at it this way: Dangerous guys are sexy. Dangerous guys are...dangerous. In oh-so-many ways. So I get out all my lust for dangerous men via fiction. It's a good release valve for that sort of thing.

Ever read stories where Harry's a total asshole and definitely the top in the h/d thing? The epicyclical h/d stories at restrictedsection.org have top!harry. I've read others. They're damn hot. Especially when they get all kinky and shit.

Wow. Both of us are holding hands and skipping merrily down the path to hell at this point. *LOL*

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