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[aprilstarchild]

OKCupid has lots and lots of questions, written by members, to help improve your matches with people. I end up skipping quite a few, because either the answers don't apply, or I disagree with the assumptions the question is based on. But here's one that threw me for a loop:

The first time you have stayed over with a new Loverrr, how would you like them to wake you up?
With tea and toast
With a Champagne cocktail
With the words "good morning, beautiful"
With oral sex

Um, I think all of those sound good. How the hell could I pick only one? Shit! *lol*

Random side note: On days I don't take my Adderall, I eat all damn day. I've had three days' worth of carbohydrates, I think.

Comments

[rosemilk.livejournal.com]

That'd be one of those that I'd have to skip, seeing as there's no, "I will wake up on my own! Don't you try and force the process!" answer. ;)

[aprilstarchild.livejournal.com]

LOL that's true too. There have been times that various people have tried to wake me up the morning after, only to be looked at evilly and snarled at.

The other un-fun one is when I have to work the next damn day. Because it's so romantic to ask them to set their alarm so you can be there on time.

[sagcat.livejournal.com]

I totally skipped that one for the same reason. I was like, 1. those are all fine with me, and 2. why would someone be made "less or more" compatable with me based up whether or not i chose the tea? Stupid, stupid question.

Why Doug was sleeping on the couch

[5minutelimit.livejournal.com]

I think it's asking your priorities. Which do you need most? Sex, flattery, alcohol, or carbs?
My answer is COFFEE, and it's not in there!
And they really, really need "DO NOT WAKE ME UP UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH" in there, or they are definitely going to get some unhappy matches.
Doug has learned the hard way to get up and get out, wait until he hears noises and then respond properly to demands...