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OMG, dying laughing.

Memo to my cat: I'm a vegan.

*giggle*

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So I gouged a hole in my foot last night. I stepped on the dog. I'm not sure if I gouged myself on the dog's claw, or a hidden carpet tack, or what. But I carved out a small chunk of the ball of my foot. So of course this week at work I'm doing a task that involves me standing up all freaking day, and I forgot my advil. Gaaah.

By the time I got home not only did my foot hurt, but the ankle did too, because I'd been trying to step on the side of my foot all day to avoid the wound.

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silverrose79 came over earlier, and we watched the DVD half of my Fiona Apple album. It's really neat--there's a truly goofy music video, where the entire time, some big guy with a beard is doing the lipsyncing, while she just watches him. Sometimes she looks like she's going to laugh, sometimes she looks pissed. Cracked me up. Then there's a live performance on there. I forgot how tiny she looks onstage. She also seemed very nervous, and at one point she starts a song from her last album ("Fast as You Can"), screws up, laughs, and has to start over.

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I don't think I'm going to be River or Janis Joplin for Halloween. I don't have time to sew and/or dig around for, the various parts of either costume.

So it's going to be a surprise. Yes, I do know what I'm going to be, and no; I won't tell you. Bwah ha ha ha ha.

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I get cheeseless pizza for dinner. I told my mom I was fine making something for myself, but she insisted. Wooo! No cooking for me tonight.

Couldn't resist

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Just finished watching the first episode of Firefly.

Favorite line so far:

"Captain, can you take the helm for a minute? I need this man to tear my clothes off."

HHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I can be so predictable.

Of course the first time my dad notices that I'm watching something, it's when Inara (did I spell her name right?) is partially naked. Grr.

Anyway. Many thanks to galactagogue for burning me the copy. I'll watch the next one soon. Possibly tomorrow. For now? Shower and bed.