We are total opposites in some ways: I have a vintage skirt labeled medium, though there is no way in hell this ass is a medium. I also find that vintage dresses that fit me best are several sizes smaller than what I would wear new, though that is partly because of the tailored waist/poofy hip styles I look for.

According to most size charts, I'm at least 3 different sizes: smallest for my waist, then the next largest for my bust, and then one or two sizes up from the waist for my hips. Yeah, this is why I never used to buy dresses.