Goofy list madness

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If I were a month, I'd be: May or October
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 10pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Venus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a: Sea star
If I were a direction, I'd be: Northwest
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a table
If I were a sin, I'd be: Gluttony? Sloth?
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Emma Goldman. I wish.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Mercury
If I were a tree, I'd be: a red alder or paper birch
If I were a bird, I'd be: a wren. or something that talks.
If I were a tool, I'd be: a phillips screwdriver. or a swiss army knife with a corkscrew.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a Shasta daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: that nice clear feeling after a thunderstorm. Or drizzle. Depending on my mood.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a Dryad. No! a Hobbit! Bwah ha ha.....
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: the Harp.
If I were an animal, I'd be: an antelope.
If I were a color, I'd be: rainbow. Yes, I know that's more than one color.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: hyper?
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: celery.
If I were a sound, I'd be: fangirly squealing. Or the sound of the pages of a book being turned, when I'm quiet.
If I were an element: Water
If I were a car, I'd be: a bicycle. Oh, all right, my old Hyundai.
If I were a song, I'd be: A Beatles song. Or something folky I could dance to. NO! I know. I'd be The Rite of Spring by Stravinsky.
If I were a movie, I'd be: Princess Mononoke. Or any Lord of the Rings movie.
If I were a book, I'd be: anything by Starhawk. Or The Mists of Avalon. Or Someday Angeline by Louis Sachar.
If I were a food, I'd be: miso soup. Or soy milk.
If I were a place, I'd be: the Oregon Country Fair.
If I were a material, I'd be: squishy.
If I were a taste, I'd be: *laughs*
If I were a scent, I'd be: Lavender.
If I were a religion, I'd be: ......something rich in symbolism, yet ridiculously simple.
If I were a word, I'd be: methamphetamines, 'cause it's fun to say.
If I were an object, I'd be: a bouncy ball.
If I were a body part, I'd be: breasts.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: one'o those big toothy grins.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Social Studies.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be : Mononoke Hime.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: circle.
If I were a number, I'd be: 42!!