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While doing my shift serving beer.

MCBF was a blast. OMG.

BUT even better was the nekkid ride after, we had about thirty-five people. We had the usual whoops and hollers and honks and all that. But when we went up Multnomah, the convention center was hosting the Women's Lutheran Missionary Conference. You can't make that shit up. We passed about a hundred older ladies at various MAX stations or walking. Some looked like they were amused but trying not to show it. Some looked confused, some shocked and appalled. I feel sorry for them at the same time that I think it's hilarious.

We also ended up surprising some people belonging to a wedding party at the Salmon Street fountain. Ooops.

STRESS

I have so much to do tomorrow

oh my god.

And then my roommate asked if I could "de-clutter the living and dining room" (both of which have a bunch of my stuff in them, although I'm not the only one) because her mom is visiting on Saturday. I'm going to be out of town on Tuesday to Thursday, going bike-camping in the Gorge with Shawn.

AAAAUGH!!

Have I mentioned that June's rent isn't paid up? And July starts in a couple of days? Dear Temp Agency: Send me my info tomorrow morning or I call up and throw a hissy fit at y'all. 'CUZ I NEED TO PAY RENT AND EAT.