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So this is my horoscope this week from Free Will Astrology:

"Of all the signs in the zodiac, you routinely enjoy the most interesting problems. No one else can compete with your talent for dreaming up original sins, either. I expect that in the coming weeks, you'll once again assert your mastery in these two areas, leaving the rest of us muttering in amazed awe as we behold the beautiful, stinking, useful, hellacious, intriguing messes you stir up. Congratulations in advance for the resourcefulness and courage I know you will summon from the abyss of your subconscious mind."

Um, yeah. In other words, "Your life will be filled with drama, and dangit if you're not going to be the one starting it."

In Other News: Cramps = The Suck.