If I were a guy, I'd've been slapped by now

Major advantage (or disadvantage, depending on your POV) of warmer weather, is women in ... abbreviated clothing. 

There was a woman getting off the bus this morning, wearing heels and a skirt, and I was staring outright, my head following her as she stepped onto the sidewalk. I turned away when I realized what I was doing, and caught the eye of a male passenger. He had seen me check her out, and he gave me the most knowing wicked smile...I think I went back to my novel and blushed.