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Things I learned today:

It's hard to get up the guts to go to the office for the students with disabilities. I don't really know what I'm asking for. Walking in and gasping, "HELP! I'm drowning! Someone throw me some Ritalin!" ain't really gonna work. *sigh* help?

It's really hard for our group of friends to sit in front of a musical we all like ("The Nightmare Before Christmas") and NOT sing along. In fact, we kept catching each other in the act. And the song Lock, Stock, and Barrel sing is still too damn funny.
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
put him in a box
bury him for ninety years
then see if he talks."
I am going as Sally for Halloween next year, dammit. Hmph.

Also learned some "dirty" words in Signed English (as opposed to American Sign Language, which has a vastly different grammar). I can say things like "I want oral sex" and "I have a vain vagina" and "His penis is camera shy." I'm so ready to go out and terribly offend deaf people. I really need to learn some more useful signs.

I have a jealous streak. Specifically about Katrina. Not good. But, this is My Issue as opposed to Rick or Katrina's Issue, and I am trying not to make it Their Issue. If that made any sense to you, you've been hanging around my friends for far too long.

I've been so good about not being Rick-sappy on the list, but for what it's worth, I'm ridiculously happy in that department, thank you. Wheeeee!