So Obama did an audiobook version of one of the books he wrote, and quotes a guy who swears a lot, and
there's audio of them online. I agree with some other people: First of all, listening to Barack Obama swear gives me a case of the giggles, secondly, I would love to hear someone have one as a ringtone, and thirdly, there definitely needs to be a dance mix of them.
"You ain't my bitch nigga, buy yo' own damn fries!" SRSLY.

Thanks to
jedirita for both the link and the image (which is by
mayphoenix).